melodiesinsilence:

I also did this permanent marker tattoo on my friends arm last night :P

melodiesinsilence:

I also did this permanent marker tattoo on my friends arm last night :P

the-kitty-cat-man:

A Moment of Appreciation for Jack Sparrow…
"CAPTAIN!"
the-kitty-cat-man:

A Moment of Appreciation for Jack Sparrow…
"CAPTAIN!"
the-kitty-cat-man:

A Moment of Appreciation for Jack Sparrow…
"CAPTAIN!"
the-kitty-cat-man:

A Moment of Appreciation for Jack Sparrow…
"CAPTAIN!"
the-kitty-cat-man:

A Moment of Appreciation for Jack Sparrow…
"CAPTAIN!"

♔ starkswaters asked: Jack Sparrow or Will Turner

♔ starkswaters asked: Jack Sparrow or Will Turner

♔ starkswaters asked: Jack Sparrow or Will Turner

♔ starkswaters asked: Jack Sparrow or Will Turner

♔ starkswaters asked: Jack Sparrow or Will Turner

♔ starkswaters asked: Jack Sparrow or Will Turner

♔ starkswaters asked: Jack Sparrow or Will Turner

♔ starkswaters asked: Jack Sparrow or Will Turner
theycallmetabs:

reblogging because i laugh out loud every time it’s on my dash.

theycallmetabs:

reblogging because i laugh out loud every time it’s on my dash.

realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*
realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*
realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*
realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*
galaxys-princess:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

"no more picking cereal out of your marshmallows" 

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad:
Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad:
Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad:
Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad:
Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad:
Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad:
Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad:
I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad:
Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad:
Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad:
Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad:
It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad:
Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad:
*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad:
My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad:
Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad:
Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad:
I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad:
Fuck the government.

Dad:
Fuck the school board.

Dad:
Close the door.

Dad:
Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad:
I love puns.

Dad:
People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad:
Please shut up.

Dad:
Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad:
I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad:
I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad:
You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad:
Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad:
I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad:
If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad:
They act like I care what they think.

Dad:
I hate homework.

Dad:
I have decided to become a politician.

Dad:
What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

mikasa-ackerman:

haikyuuofficial:

please someone enlighten me what else do you do with Pringles besides eat them? do you talk to them? do you whisper sweet nothings in their nonexistent ears? do you caress the Pringles? do you make love to them as you look into Pringle dips? Perhaps you’re not that gentle with them. perhaps you want to just violently shove Pringles up your asshole is that what they want me to do with them? shove them up my ass? Pringles you are one sick company this will be the last stack of Pringles I ever purchase because I am NOT going to be shoving these up my asshole, not tonight

you dont just eat em, u get your hand stuck in the bottle and cry eternal tears as you never get ur last chip
mikasa-ackerman:

haikyuuofficial:

please someone enlighten me what else do you do with Pringles besides eat them? do you talk to them? do you whisper sweet nothings in their nonexistent ears? do you caress the Pringles? do you make love to them as you look into Pringle dips? Perhaps you’re not that gentle with them. perhaps you want to just violently shove Pringles up your asshole is that what they want me to do with them? shove them up my ass? Pringles you are one sick company this will be the last stack of Pringles I ever purchase because I am NOT going to be shoving these up my asshole, not tonight

you dont just eat em, u get your hand stuck in the bottle and cry eternal tears as you never get ur last chip

mikasa-ackerman:

haikyuuofficial:

please someone enlighten me what else do you do with Pringles besides eat them? do you talk to them? do you whisper sweet nothings in their nonexistent ears? do you caress the Pringles? do you make love to them as you look into Pringle dips? Perhaps you’re not that gentle with them. perhaps you want to just violently shove Pringles up your asshole is that what they want me to do with them? shove them up my ass? Pringles you are one sick company this will be the last stack of Pringles I ever purchase because I am NOT going to be shoving these up my asshole, not tonight

you dont just eat em, u get your hand stuck in the bottle and cry eternal tears as you never get ur last chip

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